Wednesday, October 24, 2012

How To Keep Your Teenager Happy

If you want to have a happy teenager, follow these steps and you are gauranteed the best results.              
1.       Don’t keep nagging on us to get our rooms clean. It will happen eventually.

2.       You need to understand that we are in our prime years of socializing and are never going to be home.  Don’t call us every five minutes to see where we are.

3.       Don’t worry about our homework! We always get it done at least ten minutes prior to class.

4.       If I want to sleep in on the weekends, then you better let me sleep in! No knocking on my door before 11 a.m..

5.       If we want to be lazy on Sundays and do nothing, then you better not tell me to get off my butt and do something! Sunday is the day of rest after all.

6.       You need to also understand that communication with our peers mostly takes place on our phones.  It would be best not to take them away.

7.       Reward us after we do something you asked us to do. Just like you reward the dog  every time she goes  pee outside.

8.       Don’t ask us questions about our day. Odds are it was the same as the day before.  How many times do I have to tell you school is boring?

9.       When we are mad its best to just let us blast our music in our rooms. Don’t come knocking on the door every five minutes to tell us to turn it down. It just makes us even angrier.

10.   When we want to watch TV we want to watch it in silence! Don’t come over and try to strike up a conversation. If you would just watch maybe you will find out what happens instead of trying to be all future tellers over here!

11.   I know you want to be a kid again but really you don’t need to ask me what I do with my friends. Truth is you would probably ground me if I told you and that is why I keep it to myself.

 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

Friday, October 12, 2012

Why Does Love Have to Be So COMPLICATED!

1. Boys are just dumb!

2. I'm too sexy for anyone anyways:)

3. Text messaging makes everything soooo confusing!

4.Boys don't know how to act around someone they have "feelings" for.

5.Relationships are just overated anyways.

6. Love song make it seem so much easier and romantic than what love really is.

7. Taylor Swift need to tell me where she is hiding these boys with perfect green eyes and a birthday on the 17th because I can't find one ANYWHERE!!

8. Avoid physical contact!! It just makes everything awkward!

9. People need to stay out of everyones love lifes! The only people that should be in the relationship are the two people that are in love NOT everyone else in the WORLD!!

10. Don't listen to Cinderella, mister prince charming does NOT exist in this world!